Rail-trip

We go out all the time don't we? but yesterday evening was inadvertently conclusive. It is imperative to follow the set of inconsequential events that led to these seemingly unrelated conclusions.

7/10/07 18:03 - at the basin
a distrait me in the middle of a shave receives a call from an excited saurav to hurry to kanjurmarg coz he, baban n jd were going to meet some random friend of jd's who was getting some more random friend's of hers to meet them. my disinterest in all the collective randomness elicited a sharper response from him emphasizing that they were female friends. that my 3 gud friends agreed to w8 at the station for the 30 minutes which i conveniently stretched to 50, is a mark of true friendship.

Conclusion 1:
"When you claim to have left the hostel, you are actually taking a bath (or some equivalent ritual) or still in deep sleep."

7/10/07 18:53 - at the station
after exchanging friendlies, mostly verbal abuse also known as friendly fire in certain parts of India, and family fire in the Zulu tribe, we trudged along to the platform, a feat that involved ascending AND descending some 73 odd steps. God knows we waited for a good 15 minutes for the train... (sigh)

Conclusion 2:
"It is only when the train arrives that you realise you haven't bought tickets."

7/10/07 19:20 - in the train
well belive it or not we were thinking about murphy's laws n all... so for no particular reason we started imagining the worst possible scenario...
to quote a random serd in our company:
"abhe jyada se jyada, woh akele aayegi!"
(Translation: "I am an ass")

somewhere in the conversation the disinterested part of me - still unimpressed by the collective randomness- states that, "guys, we leave if i get bored... (yawn....)"

Conclusion 3:
"Casual experessions by shobhit (me) can be assumed to be on the R.H.S - right hand side."

Corollary: (mostly dependent on the meaning of the word 'left')
"All remaining statements obviously belong to the L.H.S - left hand side."

Exception:
"Any expression by jd can be assumed to be on the W.H.S - wrong hand side."

(will not write date hereon) 20:20 - ground zero
so we reach marine drive huh... surprise surprise!!

Conclusion 4:
"Superlative is surely NOT the highest degree coz there is always a case worse than the worst possible case."

** Is this it for the fantastic 3+1? could there really be a case worse than the worst?? is the author of this blog a lying sob??? did anyone push jd into the sea????
Stay tuned for the next post at divinusinterponus.blogspot.com!! **